True story: An interesting personal encounter with a mad woman

True story: An interesting personal encounter with a mad woman

Article written by a LindaIkeji’sBlog reader who had a personal encounter with a mad woman. Read below.

This happened a few years ago and I thought I should share. Before this I had often wondered who impregnates mad women. Who are the men doing so? Who in their right mind sleeps with them? This encounter answered my question. Please read on.
After four days at the hospital where I had an Appendicitis operation, the doctors cleared me to go home. My mum wanted to go to the bus stop and get a taxi but I declined. After four days coupled up in the hospital bed I needed some fresh air and a bit of  exercise.

We got to the bus stop and joined the rest of the passengers waiting for vehicles. A mad woman appeared. I have seen her a couple of times at the bus stop with other mad folks begging for money. She was tall and lean with a black torn short covering her womanhood and a yellow faded ankara thrown over her shoulder leaving her stomach and thighs bare. She moved from one passenger to the next begging for money. Finally, she stood before us,gave us a bewitching smile.

“Fine Mama and fine aunty, help me with some change” she said in Igbo.

I drew back to ward off the smell emanating from her unwashed body. My mother quickly opened her bag while holding her breath and brought out a 100 Naira note which she dropped on the mad woman’s outstretched palm. She beamed her thanks and was about to go when a dread locked mad man on brown underwear walked up to her. She giggled like a school girl when she saw him. I glanced at my mother. She was watching them too. They struck a conversation in Igbo.

Mad man: Nne, kekwanu? How re u?
Mad woman: (giggles) I am fine. (Another giggle)
Mad man: Did I offend u?
Mad woman: Ah! Noooo!
Mad man: if I didn’t offend you then why didn’t you visit me like u said?
Mad woman: Okkkkkkk! (She scratched her hair then her buttocks)
Mad man: Is it that I didn’t do it well the other time? Was it painful?
By then, my jaw dropped. Mama’s jaw dropped even further.
Mad woman: (giggles) no, you did it well
Mad man: Then why didn’t u come? Is not good oo
Mad woman: I will come today. Yes, today. I ll come. Today
The mad man grinned at her: Ok.

He turned and swaggered off, his member nodding between his legs. The mad woman ran towards a yellow bus discharging some passengers and began another round of begging.

My mother whispered. “Nne, please tell me that what I just saw and heard is all a dream”
I cleared my throat, plied open my numb lips and replied,
“No, Mama, it isn’t a dream but I wish it is”
We still joke and laugh about it today


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  1. arxika den eimai foithtria..alla den kaanlavaitw gt to periorisate mono sta panepisthmia. an 8elate na suzhthsete sovara gia thn paideia 8a to pianate apo to dhmotiko pou mpainei to ka8e zwo mesa kai oxi apla den ma8ainei grammata sto paidi alla to kanei kai provlhmata duslexias..! den xeroun vasika pragmata kai 8eloun na idio isxuei kai stous ka8hghtes gumnasiou- lukeiou.proswpika pisteuw pws prepei na epanel8ei to susthma ths axiologhshs. mou etuxe ka8hghths pou mou eipe(gumnasio hmoun..) oti kanonika eprepe na me eixan kopsei sto dhmotiko kai oti 8a katalhxw na ka8arizw skales !opws katalavainete den xana asxolh8hka me ta ma8hmatika kai twra an me rwthsete poso kanei 8*9 pi8anotata na apanthsw mpourda :/ kai ftanw trith lukeiou ..poso phximo? einai sovaroi? posh ulh?! poso komplex exoun oi tupoi tou paidagwgikou institoutou (oi opoioi grafoun kai ta vivlia..)ok mesie katalavame ta xereis..egw ti sou ftaiw?! eipame na ma8oume ok alla hremhse ligo dhladh an perasw sto panepisthmio ti 8a mou meinei na ma8w?wtf?! kai ftanoume kai sto panepisthmio oloi oi gnwstoi mou eipane prwth mera peftoun panw sou ola ta kommata na se fane auto einai to panepisthmio? poios 8a me valei sto mantri? mh swsw kai mpw re kakomoirhdes pou8enades.kalutera na paw sto mexico na armegw agelades.exeis oneira alla auth h xwra para einai sapia kai telos (asxeto alla epeidh paizei autes tis meres sto mad) exw na pw epeidh akouw punk o santa punk tou mad einai malakia kai prosvallete kai emas pou akoume ontws.

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